I completely agree, Steve and Dick dog-owners who don’t dispose of their dogs’ shit properly, and who don’t exercise good control over their dogs are a menace. Not only that, but they give cynophobes and excuse to give in to their irrational, immature fear and to troll good, responsible dog-owners on Internet forums like this one.

Fortunately, I don’t fall into any of those categories, my conscience is completely clear.