WTF does that nonsense have to do with me, or Bonzo for that matter. You’re simply trying to project ‘blame’ for your childish, irrational fear on to the dog and its owner. You’re the one with the problem, you’re the big wuss who daren’t confront his rampant cynophobia, it’s nothing to do with the dog and it’s owner.

Your problem Steve.

When you decide to start talking some sense, call me back. Till then, I’ve better things to do...