Matt Gaetz took the stage with strains of music winding down "she was just seventeen, you know what I mean, before too long..." Matt grabbed the microphone and said "Matt Gaetz didn't didn't do anything that the libtards are saying, besides, President Trump gave me a forever pardon card but I left it in the pants pocket that got washed..."

"Let all the evil in the mud hatch out"
quote: I. Claudius