The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #18365   Message #4102239
Posted By: GUEST
14-Apr-21 - 09:41 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Liquefied Manure Truck
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Liquefied Manure Truck
The municipal dunny cart was full up to the brim.
The municipal dunny man fell in, he could not swim.
His head went down, his feet went up,
And he sank down like a stone,
He heard the maggots singing
There is no place like home.
Shittee yi yaaaay,
Shittee yi ohhhhh,
There is no place like home.

They pulled him out, but all too late,
The maggots had done their work.
The stink from that shit drenched corpse
made all the people perk.
They laid him on the roadside
for everyone to see
And on him the hung a sign,
Don't die a death like me.
Shittee yi yaaaay,
Shittee yi ohhhhh,
Don't die a death like me.