Dearest Buddies,

"If you lads must play with human (?) excrement, PLEASE watch where you wipe your hands"

I suggest you pay attention to Stackley, he seems to be an expert on all matters fecal.

Perhaps he's a "Scat" singer too.

"you lads"

Careful stack, some of these "lads" are "birds". Wouldn't want to urinate them off now would we?

Pip pip, old chap, carry on, cheerio! Splendid!

mav out

PS the queen sucks