Ok, this was funny: walked over the crest of a hill and down towards the other side of the hill I see and hear a guy wielding some power tool, spray-painting a large bush a darker green than it already was. He was having trouble painting the very top, and I was simultaneously thinking What in the world and He's gonna need a ladder when I got close enough to realize...


...he was *trimming* the bush. Removing the lighter green outer growth with a power hedge trimmer thing, leaving swathes of darker green older growth behind as he went.

I had to go over and tell him I thought he was painting his bush, from a distance. He was entertained.