The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #31389   Message #410268
Posted By: GUEST
03-Mar-01 - 12:33 PM
Thread Name: Tuning up jokes
Subject: RE: Tuning up jokes
The late great Danny Kyle used the "welded tae the back of the bus" one too. A couple more of his were -

"We'll be here a while, John's a tone deaf perfectionist".

Or, "The guitar is Japanese and the strings are American - and they've not forgotten Pearl Harbour.

And from way back, " This is a wee Chinese piece called Tu Ning".

love. john.