scone takes the biscuit ,
reminds me of a song of mcgraths the marmites with the jam
Ode to a scone
One morning in may,i was making my way
i met a fair maid with a baking tray
fair maid said i, is that a scone i spy.
oh, no, john, a bun from the oven please try
i dont bake scones for these are the captains biscuits.