LAMMY'S BOG(to the tune of Johnny Todd)
LamSai-wing he built a bathroom In Hong Kong at his abode In it placed a piece of artwork Better than aunt Ming's commode!
Having learned at school that Lenin Also had the same dream too He proceeded to design a bathroom Fit for any Royals poo.
Inside he placed to glittering toilets Crappers made in solid gold And a basin for to wash your hands in Golden taps for hot and cold
The ceiling too he then encrusted Diamonds, amber, rubies too Upon which you then could ponder Whilst you did a number two!
If you wish to spend a penny This one's not the loo for you It will cost more than a penny In fact more than a bob or two...
Lam Sai-wing will only let you Pamper well your choccie log If you spend a thousand Hong Kong dollars you can shit upon his bog!
When you're done upon his privvy Dont' forget, wipe underneath...... Will you use bog standard 'Andrex' Or wipe your arse with pure gold leaf?
Sorry, it's really CRAP!!!! LOL well done on the choice of subject matter Aine, too may puns to play with, spoilt for choice - which begs me ask the question..... why 2 toilets?
Lucy