I'm completely fed up with miserable moaners and negativity...

Endlessly pernicious psychic/ emotional /energy/ vampires..

So to push the mood up a notch..

The best most uplifting musically sublime concerts I've ever attended were probably k.d. Lang

One at the Albert hall..

And another at a vast London stadium,
whenn my sister pulled strings with her lGBT contacts in the fan club
and got me and the Mrs middle front row seats..

If I remember correctly now, I was conspicuously probably the only bloke anywhere within several rows of the stage..

However I got out unscathed.
Perhaps I looked close enough like one of the bigger butcher lesbian stereotypes...?????
Can't remember if I had long hair, a shaved head,
or intermediary shaved back and sides with a long ponytail warrior top knot
Like Yul Brynner in Taras Bulba.
In which case I was more than likely wearing one of those brightly coloured striped Nepalese hats as a trendy affectation, and to keep my head warm..

Yeah I probably look like a big boss lesbian with a smaller quiet mousey girlfriend.
An unintentional but very effective disguise for a mid 90s k.d. Lang concert..