Boris, you are in too much hot water over corruption accusations, far too close to elections.

You better resort too distracting voters with strong suggestions you'll lift safe distancing and travel restrictions even earlier asap in June.

Just remember to qualify it with 'as data allows" while you cross your fingers behind your back and give a sly wink and nod to camera..

And don't give into those trouble making complaining lefties who are so afraid of such irrelevant trifling matters as piles of bodies.

Ignore the soft commie twats...



You know, I think I missed my true vocation as a tory party advisor...???