I `ad my nephew in the cab this morning. I was taking `im and `is mum round to the surgery. They are both going to get 24 `our virus tests.
My daughter works in the care business and `e wants to go to Bluewater shopping centre.
`e said, "Uncle Jim, do you and the band do May songs?"
I said, "Year we `ave quite a few up our sleeves."
`e said, "Which ones?"
I said, "Well there`s "Hal and To", "The First of May", "Padstow Night Singing", "Following the old `Oss", and one about dancing your sweetheart around, to name but a few."
Then `e said, " Do you like "Starwars??"
I said, "Well, I`ve seen some of`em"
Then `e said, "MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!"
Little Bugger.


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