On Hearme a while back someone sang the song about a Scotsman on the night before his wedding. His mother has made him a kilt, way too big. Cuts nine yards off as a scarf for his bride. He runs to his bride's home to show off his kilt, losing it in his haste and shows up stark naked at her door exclaiming "This is nothing. There are nine yards more for you at home!" Anyone know the song?