So what would be the standard rate for tipping the president? I think Clinton was setting it kinda high... after all, he was asking what, $200k just for a night in his hotel? And as I understand, he wasn't even offering mints on the pillow. I mean, the pardons were nice, but they sure weren't mints.Hmmm... Straight percentage tips would be hard to figure. Percentage of your salary? Percentage of his? Amount the national debt was lowered/raised? How about percentage of distance hemlines raise during his administration? I'll support that. We need more men in Hi-Water style pants.
How 'bout we just teach him to actually pay attention to his teleprompter, send him through a college level speech course, and call it a day?
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