So what would be the standard rate for tipping the president? I think Clinton was setting it kinda high... after all, he was asking what, $200k just for a night in his hotel? And as I understand, he wasn't even offering mints on the pillow. I mean, the pardons were nice, but they sure weren't mints.

Hmmm... Straight percentage tips would be hard to figure. Percentage of your salary? Percentage of his? Amount the national debt was lowered/raised? How about percentage of distance hemlines raise during his administration? I'll support that. We need more men in Hi-Water style pants.

How 'bout we just teach him to actually pay attention to his teleprompter, send him through a college level speech course, and call it a day?

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