Mark. I can't tell from your message if you are in Philly or in IC.

My mother lives in Philly and my mother-in-law lives in IC. I am one of those rare birds that not only gets along with my m.o.l, but we like each other, so I always go to Iowa when I come to the US.

I didn't tell anyone I was going to visit the US. I will next time and allow more time there. As I told spaw I have been having some health problems, and I wanted to see how things went before commiting myself to a longer period.

Spaw. I had a look at the gadget. I think it can be greatly improved if between the prongs of the fork and a little below them you add a nozzle with a syringe-type squeeze ball. You can fill this with water and clean your teeth while you tune your moustache.

I hope that as an originator, I get a free one.

Murray