It's a good thing I've been keeping the house so clean lately, what with trying to sell it, because I've got a bad case of ROTFLMAO (or in Irish, ARAAUAGMTD)!! You all have done yourselves proud on this one -- As good as the classic Great Easter Bonnet Challenge of 2000!

Here are your Silver B.L.O.B.s, presented with a big Maith sibh! to all:

To MMario for:
Twenty-four Caret are the crappers!
Solid gold is this loo
For a thousand dollars Hong Kong
You can take a golden poo, Lord, Lord!
You can take a golden poo!

To mousethief for:
Everyone knows it don't come cheap
To make such a "pot" of gold
The man who made Lenin's gold toilet
He made Lenin's gold toilet
Can't keep the seat from feeling cold.

To Trapper for:
The butt wipe's thousand dollar bills
Hurrah, hurrah,
'Cause flushing cash just gives me thrills
Hurrah, hurrah
The crapper cost 5 million bucks
But porcelain potties really suck
And we'll all pee gay when
The Johnny is lined with gold

To Dharmabum for:
Of my car keys & my wallet
And my airfare to Aruba
He turned & said "Hey Dear I found"
"The guy that crapped into your tuba".

To mousethief for:
Body piercings scrape, scratch and spoil it
People who can't aim sometimes soil it
Soil that first-class, world-class toilet at the jewelry shop
But my butt looks damn' fine and proper
Nothing here is made out of copper
On the shining, gleaming crapper with the gol-den-top!

To Bradypus for:
Wonder, wonder what it means
Extravagant waste, or work of art
A Chinese joke of poorest taste
Or just somewhere to … sit

To The Crazy Bird for:
Lord, if I owned me a golden crapper,
I could listen to metallic splash and splatter
While relieving my bowels on expensive matter!
Lord, won't you buy me a golden crapper?

To Amos for:
It's only a turd, in a golden bowl
A beautiful sight to see.
You may think that it means she is free from care
Assured regularity!
It's rounded and formed by greed, you see;
A thing with no life, or soul
And its beauty is pale, in a rich man's jail --
It's a turd in a golden bowl!

To Dharmabum for:
1,2,3,4,What was behind that bathroom door
It was a super dooper platinum pooper
Bright & shiny for my hinie
That I saw in the bathroom today
A bathroom that's got all the trappings
Built just right for royal crappings
I fell in love for the first time today.

To Rollo for:
The gold was so cold it made me holler
Chorus: Sit, sit, please sit down!
Or you have to clean the floor
by the golden pots of hong kong town!

To Hawker for:
When you're done upon his privvy
Dont' forget, wipe underneath......
Will you use bog standard 'Andrex'
Or wipe your arse with pure gold leaf?

To WYSIWYG for:
Oh if I could sit down, on your toilet,
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is expend every ounce of this terrible burden
Again, and again I'd make poo.

WHEW!! What a lot of cr--, uh, I mean, wonderful and fantastic words doing homage to one of our basic human activities . . . I'm gonna rest my hands for awhile, and see if anyone else would like to contribute to the pile -- The Chips will fly on the 'morrow, however, and I hope that you'll all be up (and off the pot *BG*) for a new Challenge!

Well done 'Catters!

-- Áine