Meanwhile - keberoxu - Crumpets, the bread kind, they don't have too long a shelf life so mail ordering from the UK is not a solution.

And Appalachia is a big place, are these near enough? -
In MA & also Weston, Vermont, Rockingham, Vermont, Mildred's Dairy Bar, & Mildred's Grill (mail order available)

Though if you were referring to the English (English) alternative definitions - I think there should be plenty up in thar them hills.