The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #140748 Message #4109360
Posted By: Joe Offer
08-Jun-21 - 03:21 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Help Me Make It through the Night+parody
Subject: ADD: Help Me Make It Through the Yard
Here's a classic:
HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE YARD (parody by Pinkard & Bowden)
Take the rose bush from my hair Shake loose all them little thorns What's the sprinkler doin' on So damn early in the morn
Crawlin' home at 5AM Lord, the sidewalk sure is hard I guess I drank too much again Help me make it thru the yard
I don't know what's right or left I'm too drunk to even stand Why the devil won't you help me Please take your foot off of my hand
And put some coffee on the stove We'll go try to find your car I can't hack it all alone Help me make it thru the yard
And get my lawyer on the phone Help me make it thru the yard