Shitting bricks, Jack?

OK give us a clue, where on the Bristol Stool Scale - would that be? -5 maybe?

And in hopes of this working** - see Bully Hole Bottom, with an estate agent (realtor) in the background worth look into (if you see what I mean).

**Monmouthshire, (I was just passing through!). Fakebook post set to "public view"