From my lofty position at fify <cough><cough> thirteen ...

And preparing to take cover ...

Some years ago, the BBC Radio 4 quiz show, "The Now Show!", hosted by Hugh Dennis ans Steve Punt, polled the studio audience on the best thing about growing old.

The answer I liked best was "an increased appreciation for wine, song and MILFs."

The joke has had enough time to be largely forgotten. I intend to microwave and use it when opportunity offers.