Here's another:

MULTIPLE RELATIONSHIP BLUES
(Michael Zwell)

I love Peggy & George & you, you love me & Bob & Sue
Peggy loves George & Sal & Ralph, Helen wants Bob all for herself
You know we got the multiple relationship blues
Multiple (16x) / Multiple relationships!

I was pacing up the floor (much uptight)
Deciding who to be with (to spend the night)
It’s so hard to have to choose between the four of you
(Who will it be, maybe him or her or me)

(bridge) We love each other, it’s plain to see
(Why did she choose him instead of me?)
I love you all, about the same
(I wish you’d stop calling me by his name)

I met someone new to love (o hurray!)
I know you will like him so (go away!)
Let’s spend some time together soon perhaps in early June
(He & I we’re very happy together)

— new words by Michael Zwell — m: “Silhouettes”
© 1988 Michael Zwell.

from the Rise Up Singing Songbook, page 74