The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #170075   Message #4112765
Posted By: Phil Cooper
09-Jul-21 - 09:36 AM
Thread Name: A musical joke
Subject: RE: A musical joke
What's the proper pitch of a cittern? About 75 yards with a good back swing.

A soprano is making love to her saxophone playing boyfriend. She hs forgotten, in the heat of the moment, about using protection so she says, "honey you better pull out." He says, "why? am I sharp?"