The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #166522   Message #4113091
Posted By: Donuel
12-Jul-21 - 03:56 PM
Thread Name: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
There was a crooked man
who always acted pissed
He had alot of crooked fans
that hated blacks and spics

There was a crooked man,
and he sold crooked plots,
He found a crooked dollar
in all the crooked slots

He stole a crooked cat
which caught a crooked mouse,
Then Dad got really fat
in a huge crooked house.

There was a crooked river
that doesn't reach the sea
it carved a mighty canyon
there's nothing left but breeze