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Thread #170105 Message #4113114
Posted By: Joe Offer
12-Jul-21 - 06:44 PM
Thread Name: ADD:If you’ve only got a moustache(Collins/Foster)
Subject: Lyr Add: If you’ve only got a moustache (Collins)
Needs some refinement
Oh! all of you poor single men Don’t ever give up in despair, For there’s always a chance while there’s life To capture the hearts of the fair, No matter what may be your age, You always may cut a fine dash, You will suit all the girls to a hair If you’ve only got a moustache, A moustache, a moustache, If you’ve only got a moustache. A moustache, a moustache, If you’ve only got a moustache. . No matter for manners or style, No matter for birth or for fame, All these used to have something to do With young ladies changing their name, There’s no reason now to despond, Or go and do any thing rash, For you’ll do though you can’t raise a cent, If you’ll only raise a moustache! A moustache, a moustache, If you’ll only raise a moustache. A moustache, a moustache, If you’ll only raise a moustache.
Your head may be thick as a block, And empty as any foot-ball, Oh! your eyes may be green as the grass Your heart just as hard as a wall. Yet take the advice that I give, You’ll soon gain affection and cash, And will be all the rage with the girls, If you’ll only get a moustache, A moustache, a moustache, If you’ll only get a moustache. A moustache, a moustache, If you’ll only get a moustache.
I once was in sorrow and tears Because I was jilted you know, So right down to the river I ran To quickly dispose of my woe, A good friend he gave me advice And timely prevented the splash, Now at home I’ve a wife and ten heirs, And all through a handsome moustache, A moustache, a moustache, And all through a handsome moustache.
VIDEO AND PERFORMANCE COPYRIGHT (c) 2017 by CHARLES ELMER SZABO, BMI
music by Stephen Collins Foster to words by George Cooper.
Charles Szabo is an American singer songwriter and educator who covers old songs to give them new life and performs his originals.