Thanks for the clever song, Joe. And Guest #, the sheet music is helpful. At first I didn't believe that Stephen Foster would be involved in something so flippant, but there's his name on the original.

For my middle-of-the-night reading, I am reading a story where Bertie Wooster grows a David-Niven type of moustache, to the shock and derision of Jeeves and various Drones. Unfortunately, Florence Craye adores it.

Felipa, thanks for the link to the enjoyable Scottish music.