Taking Stilly's advice, my Blues Name will be Amblyopic Passiflora Buchanan. Here's the start of my first Blues Song:

I woke up this mornin' walkin' to the Greyhound Bus
Yeah I work up this mornin' walkin' to the Greyhound Bus
Cuz my woman done left me, she even took my truss.

Oh yeah, I got the blues,
And a rupture you can't believe
And a rupture you can't believe.