There are no redwoods in the Northwest! The redwoods are down in Californi-yay. We have what we call cedars (they're really a type of cypress) and douglas-firs (which are not firs at all, nor spruces nor pines, but their own genus). See how confusing our local trees are? No wonder the owls are becoming extinct.

I do have a chainsaw, but it doesn't work because the oil-delivery mechanism is busted. I have no use for it, but I inherited it from my grandfather (who had no use for it either but that's another question!).

Alex