Cletus has been feeling poorly lately. He's heard bad things about the vaccine so he tried a flash light up his bum. No change so he gave hydroxychloroquin a try, nothing. He gave into expensive cures like taking Mike Lindell's oleander oil for a week. Now he had cramps so the new drug of choice on Fox news is a horse deworming pill. Whowee it had a kick.
Maybe Chlorox would have settled his stomach but he got wind of a conspiracy theory about rigging full approval for the 'Vaccine' so he ate some 'Wax Bean' instead. He's feeling much better now.