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Thread #166522 Message #4118425
Posted By: Donuel
31-Aug-21 - 08:16 PM
Thread Name: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
So, Lucifer er I mean Trump went around the Constitution, and he collected a lot of other representatives who also didn't want to be less Important than Law, until he had a Great Army. Then they marched up to the Throne of the Capitol and said Proudly: "We are just as Important as You. Why should You be King Biden of America any more than one of us? We are Strong and Proud and Beautiful, and we will fight You for the Kingdom of Heaven." Joe looked at them; then He said: "Lucifer I mean Trump, I thought that you were My friend, and I trusted you. Be sensible now, and think about what you are doing." "I have thought," said Donald, and, I'd rather not be in Heaven at all than have You for my King, and so would all of us!" And behind him all the Rebel Angels shouted with a great shout: "We will follow Lucifer! Long live Lucifer! Let him reign over us in Heaven! WE DO NOT WANT GOD!" "Very well," said God, "if you don't want Me, you needn't have Me. But, if you want to fight for Heaven, you can if you think it will be any good." Then, God called Michael the Archangel, and made him gather together a Mighty Army of Angels who were on God's side.
So, now you know why we sometimes say in our prayers, "Holy St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in the Day of Battle," because he is so good at battles.
But, what happened to Lucifer and his Rebel Angels? Well, he was so furious and enraged at having lost his Battle with God that he has never gotten over it.