Bloody tennis.. my wife is obsessed and can get quite aggressive
if I merely suggest watching something different on another TV channel...

So I try to be patient, and put up with the never ending

"shush !!!.. it's nearly finished..."

4 hours later.. "shush !!!.. it's nearly finished..."........


Regarding sporting nationalism..

Britain is so desperate for a winning tennis champion
Daily Mail Readers will reluctantly accept putting up with anyone from anywhere
if they can beat all the other foreigners on our behalf...

I'd love to see the look on their gammon faces
if tennis loving brexiteers were told Emma Raducanu has Romanian Gypsy blood in her heritage...

Please god, let that be so...