Indicate the route to my abode.
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire.
I had short snort about an hour ago
and it's gone right to my cerabellum.
Now wherever I may meander
Over land or sea or areated water
You will always hear me singing this melody
Indicate the route to my abode.

OR

"Show me the way to go home"
Said a girl on Bondi Beach
"I had my swimmers on about an hour ago
But they've gone right out of reach
And all that I've got on
Is sand and sea and foam
So give me a copy of the Sunday Sun
And show me the way to go home."