So Starmer, the Labour "leader" who has been so abysmal in taking up cudgels with the clown who is pretending to be running the county (lessee...no trade deal...empty shelves...where are the lorries...gas crisis...NI border issue totally unresolved...allies we couldn't get out of Afghanistan now put in peril by a stupid email blunder...allowing Priti Patel to be in charge of anything at all... All that and more on top of the multitudinous balls-ups regarding coronavirus...) is now blatantly trying to marginalise all but his own crony factions by changing the rules on leadership elections. If he thinks that's the way to party unity he's in cloud cuckoo land. Johnson gets away with yet another incompetent bungle just about every other day, but Starmer is showing no response worthy of the term.

One more heave after the next election then, lads? I did try to tell you!