is it My Best Friend? All the people round here have mainly two dogs, and they walk past our house, stopping for a chat while I sit on The Bench. Their 'Best Friends' are delightful, and I always heave myself up to give them a pat and a stroke.
I do like all creatures. I have two bluebottle flies buzzing around in our sitting room who seem fond of me.I call them Bill and Jeremy. I give them a little bit of ham from time to time. My neighbour says, "Yew orter be certifoid!!" (She may be right!)