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Thread #64483 Message #4121221
Posted By: Joe Offer
28-Sep-21 - 03:23 PM
Thread Name: ADD: My Little Girl I Love You
Subject: ADD Parody: My Little Girl I Love You
Lee Sartain emailed this one to me:
My Little Girl I Love You (Parody)
Little Girl you got sleepy. and you went upstairs to bed You put your glass eye on the dresser and your peg leg under the bed. You put your false teeth in the window. And you false wig on a chair Little girl you know I love you But you're scattered everywhere
Same tune:
It's called a tap room in Pennsylvania In Manhattan plush lined club It's called a gin mill in old Chicago And in London It's a bloomin' pub They serve you cocktails in ritzy Newport And it's boilermakers in Squeedunk But no matter where you are When you stagger from the bar You're just plain old-fashioned drunk.