My funny neighbour-across-the-road made me die laughing yesterday. She handed me a little paper bag and said, "Hairs anutha present for yew. It's a day late!" Inside was a little plastic urine sample pot. She knows I have to have some tests at the doctor's in a couple of weeks and I'd told her I didn't have any suitable container for my sample. She added that she'd been tempted to gift-wrap it, but had decided not to bother. Normal for Norfolk!