DtG - I'm not a dad..
So I don't have to put up with those kinds of spoilt little shits..

Like many other frightened young lefties in the early 1980s,
I decided I couldn't bring any kids into the world of thatcher/reagan
and the kremlin,
poised to bring on nuclear apocalyse..

So I ended up marrying an infant school teacher who loves kids,
but has had enough of other people's little brats at wotk..

Obviously, you know the kind of intelligent activist 21st century yoofs I'm actually talking about...