Made me think of an old scout song we would sing sometimes, Roadkill Stew. Sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice.

Roadkill stew
Roadkill stew
Tastes so good
Just like it should

First you go down to the Interstate
You wait for the critter to meet its fate
You take it home and make it great
Roadkill stew
Roadkill stew