Dave and I are, after all, the two biggest softies on the forum.

Aren't we, Dave...?   quote
this forum is starting to resemble the mad hatters tea party

What happened at the Mad Hatters tea Party?
Alice approaches a large table set under the tree outside the March Hare's house and comes across the Mad Hatter and the March Hare taking tea. They rest their elbows on a sleeping Dormouse who sits between them. ... After their argument, the tea party sits in silence until the Mad Hatter asks the March Hare the time. Alice in Wonderland