Well, Dick, I've always said to Mrs Steve, who hates the big money in Premier League football, that at least the players and the fans aren't fighting wars while they're engaged in the beautiful game. Turning the forum into a temporary Mad Hatter's tea party might just be a similarly good notion. I used to say the same to Dale Wisely, but he was far too impatient. Leave it to us and we will defuse spats, guaranteed. Just sack the fascists first, that's all. They're easy enough to spot.