The time we visited Oz in 2006, I was walking along this road near Perth when I spotted a bloody great big huge monster of a lizard jobbie, staring balefully at me from the undergrowth. When I related this, terror in my eyes, to the rellies, they laughed at me, saying that these dinosaur-manquées (can't remember its name now) were everywhere and were completely harmless, unlike that redback spider that I found hiding under a bog seat, waiting to bite me arse...

I'm stayin' 'ere...