Sung by bored Francophone schoolchildren:

Dans un amphithéatre (x3) phithéatre (x3), tsoin tsoin

Y'avait un maccabé... Maccabé

Ce maccabé disait... Il disait ...

Ah, c'qu'on s'emmerde ici... Merde ici

Roughly translated it means In an amphitheater theater trala there was a corpse corpse trala, this corpse said it said trala, Oh, how boring it is here poop here, trala.

Separate conversations: why is maccabé French slang for stiff? As in dead person?

Second separate conversation: why is To be bored to empoop oneself in French?

Not at all sure what inspired this post, either.