Thanks but I am already surrounded by more than enough of them. I think however that I appreciate the sentiment.

Me and a girlfriend invented a concept in the late 80's called the Penis Pouch. It would be a little amulet-looking thing worn on a thong around the neck. At all-male power-gatherings, a lady in attendance, if she were not being encouraged to fully participate, would pull her little pouch out from under her blouse, lean forward in a friendly way, and say in a low, reassuring tone, "It's OK for me to be here... I have one too, right here. Just so ya know.."

And inside, there would be a soft-sculpture 3D icon of a penis, decorated of course in some style unique to the lady's personality. I believe Joyce specified that hers would be sort of peach satin, with pink feathers at the base to suggest, well, you know... and the feathers would be most attractive and non-threatening too, sort of waving in the slightest breeze... anyway if it came to a showdown, these would be sort of nestled inside where they'd be revealed if you turned the bag inside out. Nice and tidy. I bet Sorcha could mock these up and we'd get rich, even today.

Of course I know times have changed; gimme a break, man, like, this was the 80's, man.

~S~