Everyone knows we Brits are a nation of animal lovers.

We even rescue refugee dogs, donkeys, and other animals, from far away less civilized foreign countries,
to come and stay with us..

Some of these poor animals know what it's like to have suffered in warzones.

The last thing they need now is yobbos letting off noisy fireworks..

.. and a lot of these firework hooligans are probably scrounging trouble making foreigners who we never wanted here in the first place..

So please spare a thought for our poor furry friends, the cuddly kitties and doggies, and retired hard-working donkeys.
Many of them had enough of nasty loud explosions in their own primitive countries..

We helped them escape
to a better more caring life in our tranquil, compassionate, and inclusive Great Britain...