Oh please all of you, stop this awful slanging match! And Dave, why bring my politics into a discussion about fireworks? It seems every time I appear on here, someone brings up the fact I vote Tory.
This forum is becoming most unpleasant to visit, and these comments must give the American contributors a terrible idea of British people's manners and lack of self-control.
I can guess now who's going to weigh in next ...