My new book, 'Be a Proud Boy Impressionist', teaches the inner thought, behaviors and mannerisms of your average white supremacist. Fashion comes first since seeing is believing. The common mistake is merely wearing Trump merch. You don't have to carry a big gun, an axe will do.
Camo is a good standby and stretchy mom jeans are a definite no-no.
Mannerisms are in Chapter 2 and the emphasis is on facial expressions like Clint Eastwood chewin on some wood. Remember looking dumb is not as good as being dumb. Flashing hand signals of white power is as essential as black gang signals. Unknown to most people is the proper diet of fat salt and sugar while avoiding certain foods. A dead give away of a Proud imposter is eating KFC. Urban legend has disproved that Confederate Col. Sanders was a white guy. A black lady actually came up with the recipee and spices. The second book deals exclusively with language and how to sound like a proud boy. Learn what displaying a Moon Pie means and who wrote the proud Boys anthem.

Proud of your boy
I'll make you proud of your boy
Believe me, bad as I've been, ma
You're in for a pleasant surprise
I've wasted time
I've wasted me
So say I'm slow for my age
A late bloomer, okay, I agree
That I've been one rotten kid
Some son, some pride and some joy
But I'll get over these lousin' up
Messin' up, screwin' up times
You'll see, ma, now comes the better part
Someone's gonna make good cross his stupid heart
Make good and finally make you
Proud of your boy
Tell me that I've been a louse and loafer
You won't get a fight here, no, ma'am
Say I'm a goldbrick, a goof-off, no good
But that couldn't be all that I am
Water flows under the bridge, let it pass
Let it go
There's no good reason that you should believe me, not yet
I know, but
Someday and soon
I'll make you proud of your boy
Though I can't make myself taller
Or smarter or handsome or wise
I'll do my best, what else can I do?
Since I wasn't born perfect like dad or you
Mom, I will try to try hard to make you
Proud of your boy
Cool! Good!
Yeah
Okay, five!
I gotta take it in D from now on
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Howard Elliott Ashman / Alan Irwin Menken
Proud of Your Boy lyrics © Walt Disney Music Company, Wonderland Music Co. Inc., Wonderland Music Company Inc., Wonderland Music Company Inc, Walt Disney Music Co Ltd