Susan,

I've gone over this in another thread. Please let me restate:

1. Of course you're all here for my amusement, because

2. It really is all about me.

and

3. We can't do it at family affairs (see below):-)

Now that our secret is out, does it mean with have to stop?

Troll,

I don't know why I agreed to humor you, again. I told you we'd get in trouble. But would you listen? No. It'll be fun you said. Now look at what you've done. Upset the nice lady. I hope you're happy. I hope you can live with yet another example of inappropriate social behavior. This is a perfect example of why the family took out the restraining order against you.

As to being the youngest, I figure Mom and Dad practiced on you. By the time I came along, they'd figured out what they'd done wrong and avoided the mistakes.

Regards

John