GGRRREEAAATTT! grab your guitar and sing-a-long!

[D] Listen folks and I will [A7] tell a funny [D] story

You may think it sad but [D7] I was in my [A7] glory

'Twas a [D] cellar I crept [D7] in, cobwebs [G] brushing by my chin

On the [D] night I stole old [A7] Sammy Morgan's [D] gin.