The War Between the States, by Hank Card & Conrad Deisler of the Austin Lounge Lizards, has this stanza:

We invaded Pennsylvania
The turnpike, it was long
We all marched into Stuckey's
One hundred thousand strong
(hut-two-three-four!)
The pecan logs were delicious
They were a tasty treat
How could we know that later
We would taste a great defeat