That's a cranky response for this festive season. I was all jazzed to post my favorite mondegreen, but now I'm not sure which thread we are allowed to re-activate, the one from 13 years ago?

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Reopening an older thread is just fine. Use the Filter for Mondegreen, and scads of them will turn up. Usually, the best one to open is the most recent one (at the top of the list), like this one (click) that was open a month ago. Thanks.
-Joe Offer-