"I have quipped, joked and interacted with you for 20 years. In all that time I
have withheld judgement."

Oh, have you now? Well that makes you sound a little like God himself. At least the Almighty doesn't lie. I've been on Mudcat for fourteen and a half years, nothing like twenty, and for a huge tract of that period I was blissfully (literally) unaware of your presence. As for "joking" with me, I've yet to read anything you've ever typed here that has raised even the faintest titter in me. Your disappointment is a pure confection. Feel free to keep digging but I'm going to preempt Jeri's upcoming advice from hereonin to ignore the troll. Bye!